| | Chris "Parasite" Postill's Blurb About Me: ... Well, what's to say? What ya see is what ya get with me, even if now I've got Pitchshifter running through my head like a white sprinter fleeing the drugs body.
But enough sideways points. Newly into this Journalism lark after 5 years of Drama teaching left me rather cold and disillusioned. So yah - Giving this a go, with a hope to get somewhere with it - First year music journo student at Staffordshire University, also a halfway decent rock N' roll guitar player giving lead a bash despite lingering traces of a bad case of Pre-teen Dyspraxia giving the pinky squads the same co-ordination as your average rock band after a Gallon of whisky.
As you may have guessed, my literary style is somewhat unhinged, with a free-flowing verbal anarchy combined with bizarre imagery and a slight case of Trooper's Tourettes. The reviews may some times be strongly worded, but I do my best to give anything a hugely biased understanding, merely taking the record by itself and not trying to compare it to anything. Of course, every review's going to be subjective, but I try and show its' strengths and flaws so folks an make their own minds up and make a free choice, which is what matters the most! Who I'd Like To Meet: Ahm, as many folks as I can. No, seriously, more folks I meet, a better angle I read on the world around me. Chris "Parasite" Postill's Interests: General: Despite my recent Flight from the world of amateur dramatics both funded and not, I still enjoy making an Ass of myself on stage, in whatever form - It's just these days it's more likely to be achieved with one of me guitars.
Obviously, music's a huge part of who I am, otherwise I wouldn't be on this site, now would I?
Ahm... There's not really much I can say that's too dissimilar from your average chap of his early 20's, really... Music: I've got quite a wide range of tastes... Oh, who am I kidding? My main love's Rock N' Roll, and it's subsidiary forms (Punk, metal et al) - Instead of rifling off every single band I adore, we'll keep it to the hot 11 of-;
Guns N' Roses, Motley Crue, Motorhead, Judas Priest, Sex Pistols, Misfits, Murderdolls, Megadeth, Offspring, Papa Roach and Velvet Revolver. Latest Press Content Below details the latest Press Content that was posted by this user. Only multimedia sections i.e. News, Reviews etc are shown here. No discussion forums shown. |
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Chris