So I guess James Blunt is more of a rockstar than I gave him credit for. The hyper-sensitive sad sack apparently doesn't hang out with fans after shows making hot chocolate and smores around a campfire like I always imagined. Apparently he tricks young women into sleeping with him by promising them fame and fortune.

19 year old Aussie, Kate Costello, is trying to make herself famous by gossipping to all of the tabloids about what a skeezy asshole James Blunt is. Apparently Blunt promised this girl that he would help her career if she were to sleep with him. That's a classic rockstar move on Blunt's part. I mean how many women do you think were promised modeling careers or spots in music videos at the height of 80s cock rock? The answer is 'all of them.'

What's hilarious about this James Blunt story is that this butthurt groupie is trying to smear him publicly because she said she thinks it is UNFAIR that he portrays himself as a sensitive good guy in his songs when in reality he is a drug-addicted manwhore. Sounds more like she is upset because she got suckered into boning James Blunt by falling for the oldest trick in the book.

Props to James Blunt for living the dream.