Courtney Love's Ghosts Have Her Seeing Red

best headline ever

Courtney Love's new album, Nobody's Daughter, was initially slated for digital release on New Years Day, but has been delayed for some rather interesting reasons. This record has not been publicized at all and I didn't even know she was working on a new record until this bizarre blog entry popped up on my radar. According to Ms. Love's MySpace blog, the release is being held up because of 'paranormal issues,' but fans should be relieved to know that she has landed sponsorship from a prominent 'menstrual company.'

Zuh?

Don't worry. According to the writer of the blog, Courtney doesn't understand it either. I seriously had to read this 7 times, and not just because whoever wrote it has a rather weak grasp of the English language.

Via Courtney Love's MySpace blog-

Here are some reasons why the album was delayed ( and we are not sugarcoating it kids )

The Studio that Courtney and her band were using to record had some paranormal technical issues and had to be moved from one studio to another studio right around the holidays due to some technical sound issues that Beinhorn who is a master and a genius was not happy with. The room was a paranormal issue, Courtney and crew could not hear between guitars. Sound and vocal mixings have to be completed still to perfection.
if Courtney had it her way she would have it the studios sound checked first but it was originally use as a hip hop rap studio so the acoustics were all fucked up.

The Artwork is pretty much done..Courtney has 30 million dollars in sponsorships, from a prominent feminine hygiene/menstrual company and a prominent tequila company ??? and Courtney doesn't even understand that part!

Courtney will keep you updated on her album release, but don't worry
the wait at the DMV will always be longer.