Altsounds - The Cumshots tour this weekend!

NORWAY’s biggest secret and possibly the best live act ever, THE CUMSHOTS have announced their return to the UK. They’re looking forward to coming back and being molested. Says terrifying frontman/TV personality Max Cargo:

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“Here we go again, Britain. Even though we've been busier than a dog with two dicks lately, we haven`t forgotten you. How could we? You`re the only one who likes us and, let's face it, we`re the only one who likes you. No, let me rephrase that. We are the only one who LOVES you. That`s right, you buck toothed lot, we actually love you. Being separated from you makes us feel useless. Like an Amish electrician. So we`re coming back. Be there when we do and, please, please, please touch us in the groin area, just like last time. Mmmmmmm, brits....”

The word “unmissable” is often bandied about, but in this case it is wholly appropriate. Any fan of loud, aggressive music would be doing themselves an injustice by ignoring this incredible band. Take your chance at the following shows:

06.11. London Borderline w/Viking Skull
08.11. Birmingham Hellfire Festival HELLFIRE FESTIVAL 2 | Dance With The Devil Again! | The UK's most exciting independent Rock and Metal Festival! <HELLFIRE FESTIVAL 2 | Dance With The Devil Again! | The UK's most exciting independent Rock and Metal Festival!>

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