Rock Reality Show Recap: Vanessa Carlton Sweetens Up Murder Inc. on ?Gotti?s Way?
 

Gottis Way tracks Murder Inc. mogul Irv Gottis attempts to rebuild his empire and fix his broken home, while our Rock Reality Show Recaps track how many times he breaks out Ja Rule in each episode. Heres our fourth report:

Thirty Minutes in Four Sentences: This week’s Gotti show focused on two unrelated subjects: Irv and Deb’s love lives and Vanessa Carlton. Over dinner with a model, Gotti makes a statement that summarizes his entire relationship with his sorta-wife: “Shes special, but not special enough for me to stop ****ing.” Deb, who finds herself chatting up a few new male prospects, espouses opposite sentiments: “I dont want my kids to see me with different men.” Meanwhile Gotti gets pumped about a new MC named Flashy, but ditches him when his single has no traction on radio, instead championing his latest project: songbird Carlton.
Does Ja Rule Gottis Life?: Nope. This week the crown goes to Carlton, who Gotti guiltlessly blares from his Bentley, not missing a word. “Thats ****ing hot,” he later tells his latest signing, as she plays a half-finished song at the piano. “Do you have to go to a lake to finish writing that?”

Irvs Industry Advice: Gotti chooses to address the uncharacteristic move of bringing Vanessa Carlton to Murder Inc. “If I was a scared person, I wouldnt have signed Vanessa. If she was a scared person, she wouldnt have signed with me,” he says. Of course, no Gotti explanation would be complete without a giant pat on the back. “Im fearless, though. So its easy,” he concludes.
Broken Home: An essay could be written to fill this space, but lets just say that Irv and Deb view their separation very differently. Deb remains cautious while meeting guys for her kids sake, even while her best friend, DMXs wife, tells her to go “sausage crazy.” Gotti, on the other hand, needs no encouragement to mess around. “Its not a hickey. Its a rash ’cause of the cologne I wear,” he pleads to Deb, who spends a lot of camera time arguing that Gotti has his cake and eats it too.


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