Avril Unveils 'Best Damn Tour' Details

Shut up, Avril.

February 12, 2008, 08:29 AM

Is there really difference at all between Avril and the pop tarts? Sure she claims roots in punk, but that doesn't mean punk claims any association. And how punk is it to have back up dancers? I think it's adorable that 'she wants to rock.' I also think it's adorable that she thinks she could kick my ass or whatever. But...really Avril?

OMG, a pink-sparkled drum kit and your own Avril flag? Holy shit you know how to rock it. I can't wait to smell your perfume. I would make some joke about it smelling like a thrown up fruity alcoholic beverage, but I suspect it will be some vanilla abomination or stink like bug repellant, ala J.Lo.

*sigh* I only rant on about her because she recently announced her 'Best Damn Tour' which promises to be a high energy rock-n-roll experience yadda yadda yadda starting a clothing line but will never start writing songs...I mean will never stop. Yeah, that's it.

Die.