40 pink haired, eyelined emo kids 'flooded' the streets outside the offices of the Daily Mail on Saturday to protest recent articles covering the suicide of a My Chemical Romance fan. 13 year old Hannah Bond had been harming herself for quite some time and eventually committed suicide...and apparently that has something to do with My Chemical Romance. Protesters claim the Daily Mail is suggesting emo music is a 'suicide cult' and rather than being so sad about the implication that they kill themselves, they are instead staging a 'peaceful protest' that looked more like a gaggle of homeless meth heads lining the streets to beg for money than some kind of revolution. There is no definitive proof that My Chemical Romance can drive massive numbers of fans to suicide, but one can only hope they find a way.




Editors note: I actually kinda like My Chemical Romance. This article was mostly in jest. Chill out, emo fag.