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CD Review - Jizzwagon - Arthur Hand [EP] Jizzwagon - Arthur Hand [EP]


Jizzwagon - Arthur Hand [EP]

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August 28, 2008, 08:03 PM

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Never heard of them? Neither have I and I kind of wish I never had. This EP fits quite snugly in to the middle of the sea of average releases, by average local level bands. To sum this EP up, it’s just a band copy of Black Sabbath with a few tiny bits of Primus thrown in there for good luck. Add in some silly lyrics and a stupid name and that pretty much sums up Jizzwagon.

As you can tell I am not impressed in the slightest! The joke aspect never actually seems to be funny at all and the music is very bland, boring and not a touch on anything it seems to take influence from. If you want a funny, funky rock band then listen to Primus or a classic rock/metal band listen to Sabbath. But I must advise to leave this band well alone.


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This album is Trash Can Fodder and should be avoided





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Oh dear, seems like marcymarc has somehow seriously missed the whole point of this un-serious release, and that is not to take this whole thing seriously. I know this band, and I have just read your review, they would be chuffed that you have wasted your time on such an irrelevent review. I am glad to be reviewing your review and .....it sucks like a dyson....
Oh they have another E.P in the pipeline, it's another deadly meaningful one you'll be glad to know, 6 tracks this time...Enjoy

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Oh dear, seems like marcymarc has somehow seriously missed the whole point of this un-serious release, and that is not to take this whole thing seriously.
Not from where I'm sitting he hasn't. He was aware it was a joke, he just said it wasn't funny.
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Not from where I'm sitting he hasn't. He was aware it was a joke, he just said it wasn't funny.

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Not from where I'm sitting he hasn't. He was aware it was a joke, he just said it wasn't funny.
Exactly. I mean just listen to the band and anyone should be able to see this is rubbish. And if you do like this stuff, then well done, you have a wider range of appreciation and tolerance than i could ever dream of.

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