Never heard of them? Neither have I and I kind of wish I never had. This EP fits quite snugly in to the middle of the sea of average releases, by average local level bands. To sum this EP up, it’s just a band copy of Black Sabbath with a few tiny bits of Primus thrown in there for good luck. Add in some silly lyrics and a stupid name and that pretty much sums up Jizzwagon.

As you can tell I am not impressed in the slightest! The joke aspect never actually seems to be funny at all and the music is very bland, boring and not a touch on anything it seems to take influence from. If you want a funny, funky rock band then listen to Primus or a classic rock/metal band listen to Sabbath. But I must advise to leave this band well alone.