How do you go from being a promising new band with an upcoming sophomore release and regress into shit after it's unleashing on the public? THIS REVIEW WILL TELL YOU HOW!!!

FIRST, release the first album with enough death metal/grind influence to make the biggest metal nerd argue your genre (IT'S ALWAYS BEEN METALCORE FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DIDN'T KNOW OR WERE HAVING TROUBLE). The first song is reminiscent of fused together in revolving doors and that is a good thing.

SECOND, make your next song on the record a flat out uninspired metalcore moshathon, but add blast beats half way through to attempt some sense of credibilty. chug chug, double kick roll, chug more, blast beats is a shitty song no matter how you look at it.

THIRD, throw a decent (even if it's generic) cryptopsy inspired song in for good measure.

FOURTH, this shit sounds like Throwdown sucking off old Hoods and being peed on by Suffocation. Terrible (the Suffocation urine isn't that bad and it tastes of hummus.)

FIFTH, allow the title track to be the most boring track on the album. Yet again: chug, roll, blast and repeat.

SIXTH, this track had potential, until they throw in the semi-clean yelling from the background. This is where I finally decided I should have done laundry instead of listen to this. Seriously this shit is like Gayteen Visions with blastbeats. AND DON'T FORGET THE MOODY TOM BANGIN AS THE INTERLUDE!!!! OHHHH NOW THAT'S MOODY!!!

SEVENTH, just throw some breakdowns and short blasts into a bucket, shit in the bucket, listen to any half assed metal core band that takes a break from the screaming to preach and hurl the bucket at them after the third syllable.

EIGHT, notice how redundant this review is? Think that might be on purpose? Anyway, chug chug chug, rolll roollllll rooll, ROFL OMG, BLASTERZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!

NINTH, ok, fuck the track by track tid bits of truth. This album is uninspired, generic, redundant and pathetic for a band that had as much potential as this. If they're your friends, I don't care, it sucks.

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Fuck yeah, I said it.